cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name

phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

overlordclinton:

how did the flintstones have a christmas special before the birth of christ

spaghettiseven:

girls are cute and I am weak

mangomamita:

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

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balerinah:

jingledeeznuts:

c0ntain:

What if we all looked the way we wanted? Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about money washed away. Your love life is exactly the way you pictured it. Do you think we’d all be happier? Or would we just find new things to hate?

this post just fucked me up

Holy fuck

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

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(Source: whiteemo)